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do you ever start your period and think

"well that explains a lot"


I guess I misinterpreted “steals and deals” because the jewelry store alarms are blaring and the guy I tried to sell meth to is pointing a gun at me

Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep

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